Jack wakes up with a horrible hangover
Jack wakes up with a horrible hangover and a throbbing black eye. The first thing he sees is a single rose on the side table and a note from his…
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He was sitting in his boat
A 70-year-Old Retired Military officer had one Hobby….. He loved to Fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when He heard. A voice says, ‘Pick Me Up.’…
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Three little boys visiting their grandparents
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked his grandpa, “Can you make a sound like a frog, Grandpa? Grandpa being in a kind…
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A wife was in bed with her lover
A wife was in bed with her lover, When she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk he won’t even notice…
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A lost dog strays into a jungle
A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says to himself with caution, “This guy looks edible, never seen his kind before.” So…
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A daughter takes her old father in a wheelchair
A daughter takes her old father in a wheelchair to a retirement home for the first time. The nurse, expecting their arrival, greets them with, “Welcome to the Johnson family…
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A respectable lady went into the pharmacy
A respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, ‘I would like to buy some cyanide’ The pharmacist asked, ‘Why…
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A woman goes to the store to buy a parrot
A woman goes to the store to buy a parrot as a family pet. As she walks into the pet shop, she asks the owner, “How much are your parrots?”…
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Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single
Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?”…
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A husband is trying to fly a kite
A husband in his backyard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes…
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little kid is walking street with his Daddy
This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy. They see two dogs going at it. The little kid says “Hey daddy what are those doggies doing?” The…
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A elderly couple were sitting outdoors
An elderly couple were sitting outdoors at a cafe when they noticed an old man who seemed to be having trouble crossing the street with an ungainly shuffle. The man…
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A man is at work on the day
A man is at work on the day of his marriage anniversary… However, on the same day, his incredibly hot secretary confesses her feelings and offers to have lovemaking with…
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The young couple invited their aged pastor
The young couple invited their aged pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having. “Goat,” the…
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A old farmer was farming and minding
An old farmer was farming and minding his own business. “There has been a wild Forest Man seen in the forest. He has little beady red eyes, and hair all…
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Teacher asked a question to kid
Teacher: Kids, what does the chicken give you? Kids: Meat! Teacher: Very good! Now, what does the pig give you? Kids: Bacon! Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow…
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Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked, “Grandpa, are you going to take that new pills?” Grandpa looks at him and says, “No…
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A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning
A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for church?” “Simple. I’m not…