Two couples were playing poker
Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob’s wife,…
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A man is walking home late at night
A man is walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says. He’s never been with a call girl before, but he…
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Three women sit in a beauty parlour
Three women sit in a beauty parlour talking about their husbands. The first woman says, “Last night my husband said he was going to his office, but when I called…
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A old couple are sitting in their chair
An old man and an old woman are sitting in their rocking chair. The old woman embroiders while the old man reads the paper. The old woman looks at him…
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Grandpa was telling his young grandson
Grandpa was telling his young grandson what life was like when he was a boy. “In the winter we’d ice skate on our pond. In the summer we could swim…
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A wealthy old man was lying on his deathbed
A wealthy old man was lying on his deathbed when it occurred to him he had never made a will, So he called his lawyer to help him make his…
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Husband and his wife are having a fight
Husband and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, ‘And you are no good in bed either,’ and storms…
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The bride immediately called her mother
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, “How was the honeymoon?” “Oh, Mum,” she…
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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very…
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A bunch of boys decide to go cow tipping
A bunch of boys decide to go cow-tipping. They go up to the fence and they are all standing there. They all point out the closest cow and have one…
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A teacher was testing the children
A teacher was testing the children in her Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. She asked them, “If I sold my house…
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Two old ladies Dolly and Ruby
Two old ladies Dolly and Ruby were talking about their grandchildren. Dolly said, “Each year I send each of my grandchildren a card with a generous cheque inside. I never…
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The judge asked the lady
An 80 year old women was caught shoplifting a can of peaches. During her court appearance the judge asked the lady. “So tell me why did you steal the peaches?”…
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A elderly couple visits a doctor
An elderly couple visits a doctor. The doctor says to the old man, “I’ll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample.” The old man says, “What?”…
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Three mischievous old grannies were sitting
Three mischievous old grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old man walked by. One of the old ladies called out, saying, “We bet we…
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A supervisor asks little Johnny during Bible class
The visiting Bible school supervisor asks little Johnny during Bible class, “Who broke down the walls of Jericho?” Little Johnny replies, “I dunno, but it wasn’t me!” The supervisor, taken…
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A husband and wife get up
A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for church?” “Simple. I’m not…
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Two men at a bus stop started a conversation
Two men at a bus stop started a conversation. One of them keeps complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man says, “You think you have family problems?” Listen to…