A wealthy man walked into a bar
A wealthy man walked into a bar in Miami. As soon as he entered, he noticed an old woman, sitting in one corner. He walked over to the counter, removed…
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A young boy and his dad went out fishing
A young boy and his dad went out fishing one fine morning. After a few quiet hours out in the boat, the boy became curious about the world around him….
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Two donkeys were talking about
Two donkeys were talking about their owners: The first one said, “My owner is so harassing, he beats me often” The second donkey: “Why don’t you leave your owner?” First…
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A man and his wife were driving down
A man and his wife were driving down the road and talking. The wife asked her husband, “Honey if I were to die, would you get remarried?” The husband thought…
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A game show host is talking to a rabbit
A game show host is talking to a rabbit. The host looks at his question card. “Okay, here is your first question: What is 7 plus 5?” “Twelve”, replied the…
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A husband and wife are sitting on the couch
A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her head, she looks up…
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A man brings his best buddy home
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in. “My hair…
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A man and his wife enter a dentist
A man and his wife enter a dentist’s office. The wife says “I need a tooth pulled. No gas or Novocain! I’m in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth…
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The professor showed a large cage
It was a practical session in the psychology class. The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it. The rat was in the middle of the cage….
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A young lady settled down in her local train
After a tiring day, a young lady settled down in her local train seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next…
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A man and his wife were having some problems
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realised that he would need his…
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A teacher was helping one of her kids
A teacher was helping one of her kindergarten kids put his boots on. He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots…
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A maid asks the lady of the house
A maid asks the lady of the house for a raise. “Why on Earth do you think you deserve that?” the lady asks. Because your husband says I cook better…
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Two men are working on a telephone pole
Two men are working on a telephone pole. A little old lady walks by and one of the men yeII to her, “Hey lady, can you move that wire off…
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The husband called the wife
The husband called the wife on the phone and said, “Today I will bring dinner from the Second Wife”. He came home and knocked. And was knocked out! He is…
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A extremely modest old man was in the hospital
An extremely modest old man was in the hospital for a series of tests. The last test had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips…
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A wife asked a question to her husband
Wife : Am I looking fat? Husband : Yes Wife : Shut up. Don’t you ever dare talk to me!! Wife : Am I looking fat? Husband : No Wife…
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A elderly couple was having breakfast
An elderly couple was having breakfast one fine morning. When the wife ask her husband, “Are you going to marry right after I die?” What a depressing question? Here we…