The doctor said to the elderly man
After his exam, the doctor said to the elderly man, “You appear to be in good health do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?”…
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A city boy driving through the country
A city boy driving through the country passes a chicken farm and he is doing 55 mph. A chicken runs by and passes him inside of his fenced in field….
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She told the artist
An woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and a gold Rolex.” “But…
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A old man marries a young woman
An old man marries a young woman and they are deeply in love. However, no matter what the husband does loving, the woman never achieves orgasm so they decide to…
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A husband and wife are getting ready for bed
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself. “You know,” she says,…
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A elderly gentleman went to drug store
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for tablet. The pharmacist said “That’s no problem. How many do you want?” The man answered” Just…
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A wife asked her husband to describe
A wife asked her husband to describe her. He said, ‘You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K’. She said, ‘What does that mean?’ He said,…
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A elderly man went to a doctor
An elderly man went to a doctor with multiple complaints. “I see spots before my eyes,” he said. “It’s due to old age,” said the doctor. “No food agrees with…
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A couple was relating their vacation
A couple was relating their vacation experiences to a friend. “It sounds as if you had a great time in Texas,” the friend observed. “But didn’t you tell me you…
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A elderly guy sticks his head in the barbershop
An elderly guy sticks his head in the barbershop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and says, “About two hours.”…
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A old farmer and his wife had of pigs
An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs, and every morning the farmer would head out to feed them. And every morning, he would see all the…
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A man owns a rabbit farm
A man owns a rabbit farm and is known around the world for his rabbits who can lift more than any man. A little boy asks him, “How do you…
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Two elderly people living in a Florida
There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of…
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A man dive in a nearby lake
The weather was very hot and this man wanted desperately to take a dive in a nearby lake. He didn’t bring his swimming trunks, but who cared? He was all…
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A couple were out doing some shopping
A couple were out doing some Christmas shopping together. The shopping centre was packed, and as the wife emerged from a shoe and handbag shop, she was surprised to find…
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A couple is ready to go out for the evening
A couple is dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They phone for a cab, turn on a night light, cover their pet parakeet and put the cat…
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A guy is reading his paper
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, “What was…
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A man is getting into the shower
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs…