A man goes into the hospital for some tests
A man goes into the hospital for some tests. The medical staff knocks him out, and when he comes around there is a doctor peering over him, pulling up his…
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A guy was standing in a bar
A guy was standing in a bar when a stranger walks in. After a while they get to talking and at about 10:30 PM the second guy says, “Oh well,I…
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A woman was sure that her husband was cheating
A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an affair with the maid. So she laid down a trap. One evening she suddenly sent the…
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The woman began to question her husband
A man and a woman had been married some time when the woman began to question her husband. “I know you’ve been with a lot of woman before. How many…
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A little girl was sitting on her grandfather
A little girl was sitting on her grandfather’s lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach…
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A man was seen fleeing down the hall
A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. “What’s the matter?” he was asked. He said, “I heard the nurse say, ‘It’s a…
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A local lawyer was sitting in his office
A local lawyer was sitting in his office the other morning when in walked a beautiful young lady. Without any preliminaries she said she wanted a divorce. “On what grounds?”…
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Three elderly men are taking a walk outside
Three elderly men are taking a walk outside their nursing home. The first one says, “Windy, isn’t it?” The second one says, “No, it’s Thursday!” The third one says, “So…
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After she woke up and told her husband
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just had a dream that you gave me the most beautiful diamond necklace. What do you think it means?” “You’ll…
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A office exec was interviewing
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality. “If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive…
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A lawyer died and arrived at the Pearly Gates
A lawyer died and arrived at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asked him, “What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?” The lawyer thought a moment, then said, “A…
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A man comes home from a night
A man comes home from a night of drinking. As he falls through the doorway, his wife snaps at him: “What’s the big idea coming home half drunk?” The man…
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A woman phoned her dentist
A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. “I’m shocked!” she complained. “This is three times what you normally charge.” “Yes, I know,” said the dentist. “But…
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A drunk walks into a crowded bar
A drunk walks into a crowded bar and takes the last bar stool next to an older woman. After awhile, the woman starts to smell this horrible door coming from…
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A little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what would you like for Christmas?” The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a…
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Two kids are arguing over
Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat. The first kid says, “My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides underneath the bed.” The…
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A guy goes into a bar and orders a beer
A guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he takes a sip of his beer, he hears a tiny little voice say: “Nice tie.” He looks around…
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A little girl and boy are fighting
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the tools, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have…