A guy goes into a drugstore
A guy goes into a drugstore to buy rubber pack. “What size?” asks the clerk. “Gee, I don’t know.” “Go see Sophie in aisle 4.” He goes over to see…
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A elderly woman had just returned
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of…
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ”Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus…
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A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge
A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge, looking over the side and thinking about jumping off. A homeless man walks up to her. She sees the man coming and…
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A man is talking to his friend
A man is talking to his friend and he says: “I’m about to go on vacation, and I don’t know what to do.” His buddy asks: “Why?” And the man…
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Two secretaries were talking
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter how careful I am, I can never find the papers I’m looking for. I forget where…
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Two boys were arguing when the teacher
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answers, “We found a £10 note and decided to give it…
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Two men were walking home
Two men were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled…
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A couple are playing in the annual golf
A couple are playing in the annual golf club championship. They are playing in a play off hole and it is down to a 6 inch putt that the wife…
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A group of girls walks into a bar
A group of girls walks into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them. The gals lift their…
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A man went to his lawyer and told
A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbour owes me $500 and he doesn’t want to pay up. What should I do?” “Do you have any proof?”…
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A grandmother who took her little grandson
A grandmother who took her little grandson to the beach. They were having a good time until a huge wave came in and swept the boy out to sea. She…
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Two sisters blonde and brunette
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing…
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A policeman stops a lady
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.” The woman answered “Well, I have contacts.” The…
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Two nuns were walking home
Two nuns were walking home one night down a very dark street. One nun was called Sister Mathematical because of her gift for numbers and the other nun was called…
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A doctor tells a rich old man
A doctor tells a rich old man that he’s going to die if he doesn’t get a new heart soon. The old man tells the doctor to search the world…
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A man walks in a bank pulls out a gun
A man walks in a bank, pulls out a gun, and robs the bank… Then he turns around and asks the next customer in line, “Did you see me rob…
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Two fishermen Paul and Jim
Two fishermen, Paul and Jim, decided to rent a boat on a lake for their favourite sport. After fishing for 4 hours at various places around the lake with no…