A man sees a gorgeous woman
A man sees a gorgeous and hot woman standing alone at a bar. After tossing back a couple of shots he gets the nerve to approach her and says: “Hi,…
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One day a guy walks in a bar
One day a guy walks in a bar and asks for five shots of whiskey. The bartender asks why. The guy says, “I found out my brother is lesbian.” The…
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A man and his wife were in divorce court
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge…
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A man walks into a hamburger shop
A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there’s…
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A man went to the dental surgeon
A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulled out a freezing needle to numb the area. “No way! No needles! I hate needles,”…
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A woman standing at the Pearly Gates
A woman found herself standing at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter greeted her and said, “These are the Gates to Heaven, my dear. But you must do one more thing…
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The phone rang at 2 in the morning
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning, the wife undoubtedly blonde, picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, “How should I…
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Two women are walking down the street
Two women are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just…
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A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and landed on “Science & Nature”. Her question was, “If you are in a…
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A woman goes to the gynecologist
A woman goes to the gynecologist for an exam. She puts her feet into the stirrups and the doctor begins his exam. After a moment, he says, “You have an…
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A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress taking another order at a table a few paces away suddenly noticed that the man…
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Two couples were playing cards
Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Dave’s wife, Sandy,…
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The teacher was showing pictures
The first-grade teacher was showing pictures of animals to her students to see how many they could name. She held up a picture of a lamb, and a little girl…
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The teacher noticed that Johnny
The teacher noticed that Johnny had been day dreaming for a long time. She decided to get his attention. “Johnny,” she said, “If the world is 25,000 miles around and…
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Two men are standing on a golf course
Two men are standing on a golf course. The first one steps up, tees his first ball, and positions himself for a swing. The man lifts his club, swings smoothly…
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A doctor told his patient after reviewing
A doctor told his patient after reviewing his x-rays he needed surgery costing $5000. The patient said he only had $500.00 and what could be done. The doctor said, “Well,…
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The doctor said Joe the good news
The doctor said, ‘Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes…
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A elderly man and woman meet in a bar
An elderly man and woman meet in a bar and get to talking. They are enjoying their conversation so much that, when the bar closes, they decide to continue at…