A woman was walking along the beach
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a genie’s lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it. Lo-and-behold a genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if…
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The new husband told his bride
On their honeymoon, the new husband told his bride, “I have a confession to make that I should have made before, but I was concerned that it might affect our…
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A guy fell asleep on the beach
A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being…
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A man was lying in bed with his girlfriend
A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great lovemaking she spent the next hour just rubbing his ball Something she just loved to do. As…
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A woman entered the pharmacy
A woman entered the pharmacy, approached the pharmacist, made direct eye contact, and began to speak. “I would like to buy some cyanide.” The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world…
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A husband returns home one night
A husband returns home one night to find his wife in bed with a undressed man. “What are you doing?” he shouts. The wife turns to her lover and says,…
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Three men were playing golf
Three men were playing golf. The course was a wicked dogleg with a large water hazard. The first man stepped up to the tee and hit a sharp slice into…
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A young woman said to doctor
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt all over.’ ‘What do you mean?’ said the doctor. The woman touched her right knee with…
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Two elderly women were out driving
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was…
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A dentist was getting ready to clean
A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady’s teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was…
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A guy walking along the beach
A guy walking along the beach finds a bottle and picks it up. A genie pops out and says, “Thanks for letting me out. For your kindness I will grant…
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A lawyer walks into a bar
A lawyer walks into a bar and sits down next to a drunk who is closely examining something held in his fingers. The lawyer watches the drunk for a while…
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Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy, business taste it. If I don’t sell more cars this month, I’m going to lose my…
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The hospital undergoing surgery
A woman has a serious accident and ends up in the hospital undergoing surgery. Her husband waits in the waiting room, distraught, when several hours later the surgeon exits the…
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The newlywed wife said to her husband
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in this house instead of…
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A girl was visiting her blonde friend
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex…
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She asks the barista
A customer walks into a coffee shop. She asks the barista, “How much for a cup of coffee?” The barista points to the menu and says, “Five dollars for a…
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The old couple were planning
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary. The old woman said, “We will go to all the same places that we…