A father and son went fishing one day
A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, “How…
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Three young women were hired
Three young women were hired by an insurance company on the same day. A year later the boss said each of them was due for a promotion, and that each…
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A man and a woman had been married some time
A man and a woman had been married some time when the woman began to question her husband. “I know you’ve been with a lot of woman before. How many…
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He called his wife to make up an excuse
A married man decided to work late to be with his hot secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse. After work he invited his secretary to…
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A student comes to a young professor
A student comes to a young professor’s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly. “I would do anything to pass this exam,” she says….
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A young woman asks her mother
A young woman asks her mother, “Mom, how many kind of private part are there?” The mother, surprised, answers, “Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man’s…
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A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife
A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his…
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Carl was talking to a girl in bar
Carl was talking to a girl in a New York City bar. He asked, “Can I get you a drink?” The girl replied, “Certainly.” Carl then asked, “What would you…
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Two old drunks are sitting in a bar
Two old drunks are sitting in a bar when the first one says, “Ya know, when I was thirty and got an self enjoyment, I couldn’t bend it, even using…
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A blonde wanting to earn extra money
A blonde wanting to earn extra money decided to do odd jobs for her wealthy neighbors. At the first house, the owner said, “Well, you can paint my porch. How…
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Johnny wanted to have lovemaking
Johnny wanted to have lovemaking with a girl in his office, But she belonged to someone else. One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and…
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A woman comes home early
A woman comes home early, and finds her husband in bed with a girl. She is furious, threatens to kill them both… the husband says: Believe me, darling, this is…
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A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells her she must move to coach because she doesn’t have a first class…
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She comes home and finds her husband
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. One day she comes…
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A doctor answers his phone
A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. ‘We need a fourth for poker,’ said the friend. ‘I’ll…
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Three nurses all decided to play
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done…
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A blonde goes horse back riding
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts to gallop. The blonde is enjoying herself. All of a sudden she slips off and her…
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A guy offers to buy a drink for young woman
A guy offers to buy a drink for an attractive young woman seated at a bar. She gives him the green light, so he goes to the end of the…