A blonde car gets a flat tire
A blonde car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car…
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A 90-year-old man said to his doctor
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, “I’ve never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?” The doctor…
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She opened the door she found her daughter
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter undressed on the…
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Two married buddies are out drinking
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever I go home after…
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A man walks into the front door of a bar
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks…
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Three Blonds are walking down
Three Blonds are walking down the street when they see some tracks. The first one said “I think they are dog tracks.” The second one said “I think they are…
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A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson
A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she’d do. The blonde did so and…
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One day the teacher decides to play
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No one raises his/her…
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A wealthy man was having an affair
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several months. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not…
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Two men were hunting deer when a large bear
Two men were hunting deer when a large bear rears up and begins to charge them. The one man puts his running shoes on and begins to run with the…
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A young girl was a call girl
A young girl was a call girl and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her Grandma. One day, the police raided a night house and arrested a group…
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A woman awakes during the night
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds…
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Two elderly ladies are sitting
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, “Do you still get horny?” The other replies, “Oh sure…
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A cop pulls over a carload of nuns
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop: “Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway why are you going so slow?” Sister: “Sir, I saw a lot of signs…
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Two friends went out to play golf
Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner had just one golf ball. “Don’t you have at least…
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A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question. WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would…
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Two blondes Carol and Patty
Two blondes, Carol and Patty, were walking down the street. Carol noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked in the…
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A elderly man goes into his doctor
An elderly man goes into his doctor’s office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says: “I’m sorry, Bill, but we have discovered you have…