A cowboy walks into a bar and orders
A cowboy walks into a bar and orders a whisky. When the bartender delivers the drink, the cowboy asks, “Where is everybody?” The bartender replies, “They’ve gone to the hanging.”…
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A magazine reporter is traveling through
A magazine reporter is traveling through a rain forest, in search of a fabled cannibalistic tribe. He falls into a trap, goes unconscious and wakes up tied to a stake…
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A blonde is speaking to a psychiatrist
A blonde is speaking to a psychiatrist. Blonde, “I’m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me.” Psychiatrist, “Don’t you have a…
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Shakey went to a psychiatrist
Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there’s somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think…
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A doctor and his wife were sunbathing
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a well-endowed, beautiful, young, blonde woman in a tight-fitting bikini strolled passed. The woman looked at the doctor, smiled…
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A blonde decides to try horseback riding
A blonde decides to try horseback riding even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It…
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The old lady was standing the cruise ship
The old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached…
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A bus load of politicians
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in…
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A old man and old woman are together
An old man and an old woman are together every night. They aren’t married, but for years and years they have spent every night together. All they ever do is…
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The doctor entered the room
The doctor entered the room and advised his patient that a brain transplant was the only remedy. “Fortunately” he continued, “this hospital has perfected the procedure, however, it is not…
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There were two call girls
There were two call girls, one was very beautiful and the other was ugly. The beautiful call girl used to make around $1,000-$3,000 a month but the ugly one made…
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This old man went to a whorehouse
This old man went to a whorehouse and said to the manager that he wanted something different. So the manager sent him up to room “69”. He got in there…
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Three nuns were talking
Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, “I was cleaning the Father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!” “What…
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Two drunks are walking along
Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, “What a beautiful night. Look at that moon!” The other drunk stops and looks at his drunk friend. “You…
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The interviewer asks him
A man goes to the post office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?” He replies, “Yes, caffeine.” “Have you ever served in…
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A hot new secretary
The real estate boss got a hot new secretary. Afraid of make love harassment issues he held himself off for a week, but finally overcome with lust, he decided to…
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A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night, her parents are out of town and this is the…
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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but…