A secretary walked into her boss office
A secretary walked into her boss’s office and said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you.” “Why do you always have to give me bad news?” he complained….
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A young couple were on their honeymoon
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, “Now how can I tell my wife…
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A man and woman were having dinner
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away suddenly noticed that the man…
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A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic
A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.” In silent satisfaction, she…
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Two kids are arguing
Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scared-cat. The first kid says, “My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides underneath the bed.” The…
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A blonde is terribly overweight
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure…
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A elderly couple were sitting on porch
An elderly couple, vacationing at a cabin by the lake, were sitting on the porch and reminiscing about their younger years. “This is the lake where I learned how to…
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Two hunters went moose hunting
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call…
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A doctor examining a woman
A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, “I don’t like the looks of your wife at all.” “Me…
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He turned to the first nun
Three nuns died and visited St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said he would admit them if they each answered one question. He turned to the first nun…
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He says to his friend
A guy is walking down the street with his friend. He says to his friend, “I’m just a walking economy.” His friend replies, “What do you mean?” “It’s like this:…
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A couple is in bed sleeping
A couple is in bed sleeping when there’s a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. The husband rolls over and looks at the clock, and it’s half past 3 in the morning….
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A man was walking along a California beach
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said “OK,…
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A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around…
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Mrs. Parks asked her class
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little Mary stood up…
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Two guys were sitting outside a medical clinic
Two guys were sitting outside a medical clinic. One of them was crying, tears were pouring down his face. The other guy asked, “Why are you crying?” The first one…
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A woman was in bed with lover
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. “Hurry!” she said. “Stand in the corner.” She quickly rubbed baby oil all…
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A old man and his wife went to doctor
An old man and his wife went to the doctor’s office and the doctor asked the man for a blood, urine, and feces sample. The old man was slightly deaf…