A man was telling his neighbor
A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.” “Really,” answered the…
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A man is in bed with his wife
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock at the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s 3:30 in the morning….
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A guy and a girl are lying in bed
A guy and a girl are lying in a dorm-room bed after just having lovemaking. The guy lies on his side of the bed and rests. The girl rolls to…
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A guy gets on a plane
A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. “You know,” he says, “I’ve heard…
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A guy and a girl meet at a bar
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks later, the guy takes…
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Jake and his buddy Fred visit a brothel
Jake and his buddy Fred visit a brothel. Jake goes into the room with the call girl first while Fred waits outside. When he’s done, Jake closes the door behind…
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A woman was terribly overweight
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure…
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A undressed woman is bouncing on her bed
A undressed woman is bouncing on her bed singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her a while then says, “You look ridiculous! What on…
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Mommy has told her little girl
Mommy has told her little girl all about the making of babies. Little Annie is now silent for a while. “You understand it now?” Mommy asks. “Yes,” replies her daughter….
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A office exec was interviewing a blonde
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality. “If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive…
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A man went to his dentist
A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, “That new upper plate I put in for you six…
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Two blondes were working on a house
Two blondes were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over his…
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A guy goes to the psychiatrist
A guy goes to the psychiatrist. “Doctor,” says the guy, “I feel as if I’m two different people! Two totally different personalities!” “Do you think I need help?” “Can you…
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A man went to his doctor
A man went to his doctor and told him that he had not been feeling well lately. The doctor examined the man, left the room, and came back with three…
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A young lady came home from a date
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, “Jeff proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked….
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A schoolgirl approaches her mother
A schoolgirl approaches her mother and announces, “Mommy, I know where babies come from!” “And where is that?” her mother asks. “Well, Mommy and Daddy take their clothes off and…
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Three men were discussing at a bar
Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, “my wife was reading a “tale of two cities” and she gave birth to twins” “That’s funny”,…
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A guy falls asleep on the beach
A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn all over his body. He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being…