A man was telling his neighbor

A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”
“Really,” answered the neighbor.
“What kind is it?”
“Twelve thirty.”
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