Sam had proposed to young Lisa
Sam had proposed to young Lisa and was being interviewed by his prospective father-in-law. “Do you think you are earning enough to support a family?” the older man asked the…
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A woman went to see her psychiatrist
A woman went to see her psychiatrist. “I’m really concerned,” she said. “The other day I found my daughter and the little boy next door together, undressed, examining each other’s…
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A guy walked into a doctor
A guy walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He said, “shingles.” So she took down his name, address, and medical insurance number and…
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A old man is sitting on his porch
An old man is sitting on his porch when he sees a young boy walking down the street dragging something behind him. He calls out to the boy, “Hey son,…
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Three boys are in the schoolyard
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, “My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem,…
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A lady goes to the doctor and complains
A lady goes to the doctor and complains her husband is losing interest in lovemaking. He gives her a pill but warns her that it’s still experimental. He tells her…
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A young woman said to her doctor
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt all over.’ ‘What do you mean?’ said the doctor. The woman touched her right knee with…
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A blonde and a redhead have a ranch
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I…
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A man calls home to his wife
A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of…
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Two guys are sitting at a bar
Two guys are sitting at a bar. “You know why I love this bar?” asks the first one. “No,” says the second guy. “Why do you love this bar?” The…
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A husband and his wife are having a fight
A husband and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no good in bed either,” and…
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A woman with a minor injury
A woman with a minor injury was at the hospital because her doctor said she wanted to take a closer look at it to make sure everything was all right….
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Rodney walks into a bar
Rodney walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots one for me and one for my best buddy here.” The bartender says, “You want both drinks now…
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A woman told her husband
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just had a dream that you gave me the most beautiful diamond necklace. What do you think it means?” “You’ll…
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A mother is cleaning
A mother is cleaning her teenage daughter’s room when she finds a bondage magazine hidden under the bed. She shows it to her husband and asks him what he thinks…
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A guy has been asking the prettiest girl
A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a nice restaurant and…
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A guy comes home completely drunk
A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. “Where the hell have…
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A man asked an old rich man
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his expensive wool vest and said, “Well, son, it was 1932. The depth…