A husband returns home one night
A husband returns home one night to find his wife in bed with a undressed man.
“What are you doing?” he shouts.
The wife turns to her lover and says,
“I told you he was stupid!”
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The Husband and wife had a blazing row! The hubby stopped talking to his wife. The wife said, “I will count to 10. If you don’t start talking to me…