A wife is having lovemaking
A wife is having lovemaking with her husband’s best friend one day. Soon the phone rings, so she answers it. “Yes… uh, huh… OK… yes… bye.” Her husband’s best friend…
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A enormously wealthy old man falls in love
An enormously wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating proposing. “Do you think she’d marry me if I tell her I’m…
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A man with a piece of paper in his hand
A man with a piece of paper in his hand comes into an office where another man is sitting next to a shredding machine. “Do you know how to operate…
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A young American tourist
A young American tourist goes on a guided tour of a creepy old European castle. At the end of the tour the guide asks her how she enjoyed it. She…
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The man asked the doctor
An eighty-year-old man was having an annual physical. As the doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope, he began muttering, “Oh oh!” The man asked the doctor, “What’s…
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The phone rings and Joe answers it
One day at home the phone rings and Joe answers it. On the other end is a confused woman who asks, “Who is this?” “This is Joe. With whom did…
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A young blonde visiting her new doctor
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination….
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A couple was at the mall and his wife
A couple was at the mall and his wife decided to buy something for their daughter-in-law at an exclusive lingerie shop. Inside, the husband was feeling very out of place…
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Two confirmed bachelors sat talking
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking, their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. ‘I got a cookbook once,’ said one, ‘but I could never do anything with it.’ ‘Too much fancy…
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A elderly woman entered a large furniture store
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much younger salesman. “Is there something in particular I can show you?” he asked. “Yes, I want…
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A woman was out golfing
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a…
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A husband is at home watching a football
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for weeks now.” He looks…
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A man goes to the dentist
A man goes to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The dentist takes out a needle to give the man a shot of Novocain. “No way, no needles, I…
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A woman came up behind her husband
A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. “I found a piece of paper in…
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A blonde neighbor goes over to her house
One day, a blonde’s neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor…
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A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman
A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name. She said, “I’m Mrs. Chadivaler Zuminskagia Ragretumunga from the Republic of…
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A man walking down the street
A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when he jumped up, he couldn’t quite reach it. The man…
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Two little kids are in a hospital
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here…