A teacher realised that one of his students
On a break time, a teacher realised that one of his students had just stayed idle like a desolated statue. Wanting to at least cheer him up, the teacher went…
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A old man is walking along the street
An old man is walking along the street one morning, feeling hungry. He sees a sign in the window of a restaurant that says, “Try our Exotic Breakfast now” So…
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Santa and his two friends are talking at a bar
Santa and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says, ‘I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came…
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Wife sent text to husband
Wife sent text to husband. “Hi I will get late, please cook dinner, then wash all dirty dishes and make sure you prepare our bed and put kids to sleep…
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A husband and wife went to breakfast
An 82-year-old husband and 80-year wife went to breakfast at a restaurant, Where the ‘seniors’ special’ was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99. ‘Sounds good,’ the wife…
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The phone rings in dr steins house
It’s 10 pm when the phone rings in An Elderly Dr. Stein’s house. “It’s Dr. Gold,” says his wife, passing him the phone, “I do hope it’s not another emergency.”…
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A rich tycoon and his wife are having dinner
So, a rich tycoon and his wife are having New Year’s dinner at a very exclusive restaurant, When an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the…
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The 6th grade school teacher asked
The 6th grade school teacher asked, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says: “I wanna become a billionaire , going to the most expensive…
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Husband woke up his wife and asked her
Early morning Husband woke up his wife and asked her: “Honey would you like to join me for Yoga?” She: “Ohh. So you mean to say I am fat?” Hubby:…
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A baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephant’s tail,…
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The pastor found a pink envelope
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, The pastor of a small Florida church found a pink envelope containing $1000.? It happened again the next week.? The…
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A old man applies for a job
An old man applies for a job as a woodcutter, but the boss doesn’t think he’s fit enough. He tells the boss he is able to cut down any tree…
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Father and son at a horse auction
Little James is at a horse auction with his father. He watches as his father moves from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs, backside….
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A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.” Thinking that it to be a great bargain, she called and ordered the dog to…
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A young man climbs a mountain to a ledge
A young man climbs a mountain to a ledge, where there sits an old man with a sword in his lap. The young man says, “I seek the greatest swordsman…
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A father and son went hunting together
A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said “Stay here and be very quiet. I’ll be across the field.” A little while later the…
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A doctor and a lawyer were attending party
A doctor and a lawyer were attending a party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer. The doctor mumbled some…
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A little boy opened the big old family Bible
A little boy opened the big old family Bible and with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible and…