A girl was talking to her teacher
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a…
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Two men were having a slow round of golf
Two men were having a slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and rough on the course….
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A boy with a monkey on his shoulder
A boy with a monkey on his shoulder was walking down the road when he passed a policeman who said, “Now, now young lad, I think you had better take…
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A man who worked at the post office
This is a story of a man who worked at the post office. His job was to process all mail items that had illegible addresses. One day a letter came…
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A Husband and wife are shopping
A Husband and wife are shopping in their local Walmart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. ‘What do you think you’re doing?’…
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One day a friend asked
Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?”…
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A dad asked a question to a little johnny
Dad: Who do you like more, Mum or Dad? Little Johnny: BOTH Dad: Ok if i go to America and your mum goes to Paris, where will you go. Little…
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A couple had been married for 45 years
A couple had been married for 45 years. And They had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together…
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A boy was cycling with a basket
A boy was cycling with a basket of eggs on it. He hit a stone and fell down along with the cycle. The eggs also fell down and broke. A…
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A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn’t comfortable with that. So the wife went on the…
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James retired from bank service
James retired from bank service as Senior Manager. Got handsome retirement benefits. He deposited around 5 Million in Mutual Funds and debt funds. 5 Million he kept in the SB…
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Four older women are sitting around
Four older women are sitting around playing Bridge. The first lady says, “You know girls, I have known you all a long time and there is something I must get…
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A couple went three days without talking
A man and his wife went three days without talking after having an argument. On an occasion, the man remembered that the next day he would have an early meeting…
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A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical-looking parrots on a perch and says, “The parrot on the left costs…
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A Husband and wife went to have dinner
A Husband and wife went to have dinner at a 5-star restaurant. As the waiter comes with their food, the husband says, “Our food has arrived! Let’s eat it!” The…
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A old lady tried to phone her local bank
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the bank’s call centre. “Is that the High Street branch?” she asked. “No madam,”…
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A man shops for groceries with his wife
A man shops for groceries with his wife. The man sees a case of beer on one of the shelves and puts it in the cart. “What are you doing?”…
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A police officer in Grafton stops
A police officer in Grafton stops at a local farm. He talks with an old farmer, and tells him. “I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs”. The…