A doctor goes out and buys the best car
A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs…
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Joe was sitting at a bar
Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong. “I’ll never understand women.” said Joe. “The other night on…
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A salesman is talking to an old farmer
A salesman is talking to an old farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders: He says. “What on earth is that all…
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A man boarded an aeroplane
A man boarded an aeroplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realised she was…
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A wealthy old man was lying on his deathbed
A wealthy old man was lying on his deathbed when it occurred to him he had never made a will, So he called his lawyer to help him make his…
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A bunch of boys decide to go cow tipping
A bunch of boys decide to go cow-tipping. They go up to the fence and they are all standing there. They all point out the closest cow and have one…
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Three mischievous old grannies were sitting
Three mischievous old grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old man walked by. One of the old ladies called out, saying, “We bet we…
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A supervisor asks little Johnny during Bible class
The visiting Bible school supervisor asks little Johnny during Bible class, “Who broke down the walls of Jericho?” Little Johnny replies, “I dunno, but it wasn’t me!” The supervisor, taken…
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Two men at a bus stop started a conversation
Two men at a bus stop started a conversation. One of them keeps complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man says, “You think you have family problems?” Listen to…
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A man who worked at the post office
This is a story of a man who worked at the post office. His job was to process all mail items that had illegible addresses. One day a letter came…
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A boy was cycling with a basket
A boy was cycling with a basket of eggs on it. He hit a stone and fell down along with the cycle. The eggs also fell down and broke. A…
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Four older women are sitting around
Four older women are sitting around playing Bridge. The first lady says, “You know girls, I have known you all a long time and there is something I must get…
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A old lady tried to phone her local bank
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the bank’s call centre. “Is that the High Street branch?” she asked. “No madam,”…
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Two donkeys were talking about
Two donkeys were talking about their owners: The first one said, “My owner is so harassing, he beats me often” The second donkey: “Why don’t you leave your owner?” First…
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A man brings his best buddy home
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in. “My hair…
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A young lady settled down in her local train
After a tiring day, a young lady settled down in her local train seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next…
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Two men are working on a telephone pole
Two men are working on a telephone pole. A little old lady walks by and one of the men yeII to her, “Hey lady, can you move that wire off…
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The doctor said to the elderly man
After his exam, the doctor said to the elderly man, “You appear to be in good health do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?”…