Three turtles decide to go on a picnic
Three turtles, Joe, Steve, and Poncho, decide to go on a picnic. Joe packs the picnic basket with cookies, bottled sodas, and sandwiches. The trouble is, the picnic site is…
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A boy came home with a brand new Ford
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, “Where did you get that truck?!” “I bought it today,”…
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A boy was on a park bench candy in his mouth
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench after Halloween, happily stuffing handful after handful of candy into his mouth. An elderly lady passing by noticed him and stopped. “Johnny,…
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A police officer asks a thief
A police officer stopped a suspicious-looking man who had just been caught carrying an expensive watch that belonged to someone else. The officer held up the watch and asked, “Where…
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Three men are playing golf at a Country Club
Three men are playing golf at a Country Club: Obi Wan Ken obi, Darth Maul and a very old man. Obi Wan tees off and hits his ball in the…
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A man walks into a bar and sees his friend
A man walks into a bar and sees his friend sitting beside a 12-inch pianist. He says to his friend, “That’s amazing. How did you get that?” The man pulls…