Funny Jokes

A bush pilot dropped two hunters, Bob and Ted, at a remote lake in Northern Ontario for a week-long hunting trip. Before leaving, the pilot gave them one important warning….

A man and a woman met at a lively bar and quickly discovered that they had plenty to talk about. After a few drinks and lots of laughter, they decided…

A government clerk was sitting at his desk one afternoon, staring at the clock and wondering how it was possible for five minutes to feel like an hour. With nothing…

Two blonde friends were leaving a restaurant after enjoying a long lunch when they suddenly stopped beside their car. “Oh no!” one of them cried. “I locked the keys inside!”…

A man walked into a quiet neighborhood bar and took a seat at the counter. He looked at the bartender and said, “If I can impress you, will you give…

A father and son from a very unusual jungle tribe were sent out one afternoon to find food for the family. They walked deep into the jungle and settled near…

A man was traveling on a ship when, two days into the journey, a terrible storm struck. The ship sank, but the man managed to grab onto a piece of…

During World War II, three high-ranking officers from the Axis powers found themselves in the same holding cell, waiting to be questioned. A German officer confidently declared, “They won’t get…

A new general was assigned to an army base and spent his first few weeks getting familiar with how everything worked. One morning, while walking around the grounds, he noticed…

Three Englishmen were traveling through a scorching desert. They had been walking for hours, and by the time they stopped to rest, they were exhausted, thirsty, and extremely hungry. Eventually,…

A new teacher was excited about starting her first week at a new school. She had recently finished several psychology courses and was eager to put some of what she…

One evening, a man was driving home after spending a little too much time at the local pub. His driving was far from perfect, and his car was wandering from…

A Catholic goes to confession. “Forgive me father for I have sinned.” He begins. “Go on my son.” says the priest. “I swore the other day, in the most profane…

Years ago, a man needs to take a flight. As he gets to his plane seat, he is surprised to find a parrot strapped into the seat next to him…

Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally, his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.​ After several hours, the two men…

A man named Adam walked along a forest trail, when suddenly he was stopped by an evil looking crone, who calls herself a witch. The witch screeches at him: “Tell…

A woman joins a country club and when she hears the guys talking about their golf round. She says, “I played on my college’s golf team. I was pretty good….

A teenage boy goes to church to confess his sins. “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.” The priest asks, “Is that you,…