Funny Jokes

A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no good in bed either,” and…

A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.” Thinking that it to be a great bargain, she called and ordered the dog to…

A little old man told his wife, “I have to go to my doctor’s appointment now. I’ll see you later.” After he left, his wife sat down on the couch…

Two medical students were walking along the street. When they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to…

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In the middle of catching…

A girl is walking through a cemetery at night. She’s a little nervous because it’s dark, but it’s the shortest way to get to her home. Suddenly she hears a…

The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all…

A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs. The waiter, suspecting that they’ve run out, goes back to question the chef. “Hey, Gus, do we have…

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and…

A sweet old lady is making lunch for her husband one day… She had been making him the same lunch for the past 40 years. His favourite: a sandwich on…

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for her birthday. As they had not been dating very long, it was a very difficult decision. After…

A lady and her dog were enjoying a stroll in the park when her dog was mounted from behind by a large Rottweiler. The Rot was really humping away and…

A 70-year-Old Retired Military officer had one Hobby….. He loved to Fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when He heard. A voice says, ‘Pick Me Up.’…

A respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, ‘I would like to buy some cyanide’ The pharmacist asked, ‘Why…

A woman goes to the store to buy a parrot as a family pet. As she walks into the pet shop, she asks the owner, “How much are your parrots?”…

This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy. They see two dogs going at it. The little kid says “Hey daddy what are those doggies doing?” The…

An old farmer was farming and minding his own business. “There has been a wild Forest Man seen in the forest. He has little beady red eyes, and hair all…

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees wasn’t in and had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers,…