Funny Jokes

Two old women were out driving in a large car, both could Barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was…

Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob’s wife,…

Three women sit in a beauty parlour talking about their husbands. The first woman says, “Last night my husband said he was going to his office, but when I called…

A teacher was testing the children in her Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. She asked them, “If I sold my house…

An 80 year old women was caught shoplifting a can of peaches. During her court appearance the judge asked the lady. “So tell me why did you steal the peaches?”…

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a…

A boy with a monkey on his shoulder was walking down the road when he passed a policeman who said, “Now, now young lad, I think you had better take…

Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?”…

James retired from bank service as Senior Manager. Got handsome retirement benefits. He deposited around 5 Million in Mutual Funds and debt funds. 5 Million he kept in the SB…

A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical-looking parrots on a perch and says, “The parrot on the left costs…

A police officer in Grafton stops at a local farm. He talks with an old farmer, and tells him. “I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs”. The…

A game show host is talking to a rabbit. The host looks at his question card. “Okay, here is your first question: What is 7 plus 5?” “Twelve”, replied the…

It was a practical session in the psychology class. The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it. The rat was in the middle of the cage….

A teacher was helping one of her kindergarten kids put his boots on. He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots…

An extremely modest old man was in the hospital for a series of tests. The last test had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips…

A city boy driving through the country passes a chicken farm and he is doing 55 mph. A chicken runs by and passes him inside of his fenced in field….

An elderly man went to a doctor with multiple complaints. “I see spots before my eyes,” he said. “It’s due to old age,” said the doctor. “No food agrees with…

An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs, and every morning the farmer would head out to feed them. And every morning, he would see all the…