Two elderly people living in a Florida
There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of…
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A man is getting into the shower
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs…
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A old man is walking along the street
An old man is walking along the street one morning, feeling hungry. He sees a sign in the window of a restaurant that says, “Try our Exotic Breakfast now” So…
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The phone rings in dr steins house
It’s 10 pm when the phone rings in An Elderly Dr. Stein’s house. “It’s Dr. Gold,” says his wife, passing him the phone, “I do hope it’s not another emergency.”…
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The pastor found a pink envelope
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, The pastor of a small Florida church found a pink envelope containing $1000.? It happened again the next week.? The…
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A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.” Thinking that it to be a great bargain, she called and ordered the dog to…
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A doctor and a lawyer were attending party
A doctor and a lawyer were attending a party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer. The doctor mumbled some…
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A man goes into the hospital for some tests
A man goes into the hospital for some tests. The medical staff knocks him out, and when he comes around there is a doctor peering over him, pulling up his…
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A woman was sure that her husband was cheating
A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an affair with the maid. So she laid down a trap. One evening she suddenly sent the…
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A local lawyer was sitting in his office
A local lawyer was sitting in his office the other morning when in walked a beautiful young lady. Without any preliminaries she said she wanted a divorce. “On what grounds?”…
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A lawyer died and arrived at the Pearly Gates
A lawyer died and arrived at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asked him, “What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?” The lawyer thought a moment, then said, “A…
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A drunk walks into a crowded bar
A drunk walks into a crowded bar and takes the last bar stool next to an older woman. After awhile, the woman starts to smell this horrible door coming from…
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A guy goes into a bar and orders a beer
A guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he takes a sip of his beer, he hears a tiny little voice say: “Nice tie.” He looks around…
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A little girl and boy are fighting
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the tools, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have…
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A young American tourist
A young American tourist goes on a guided tour of a creepy old European castle. At the end of the tour the guide asks her how she enjoyed it. She…
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A woman was out golfing
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a…
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A man goes to the dentist
A man goes to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The dentist takes out a needle to give the man a shot of Novocain. “No way, no needles, I…
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A man walking down the street
A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when he jumped up, he couldn’t quite reach it. The man…