Johnny comes back from school crying
Johnny came home from school one afternoon with tears in his eyes.
His mother immediately noticed and asked, “Johnny, what happened? Why are you crying?”
Johnny sniffled and said, “Mommy, all the kids at school keep saying I have a really big head. They laugh at me every day.”
His mother gave him a comforting smile and said, “Oh, Johnny, don’t worry. You don’t have a big head.”
Johnny wiped his tears and looked relieved.
Then his mother added, “You have a completely different problem.”
Johnny looked confused. “What problem?”
She sighed and said, “Your head isn’t big, Johnny. It’s just that the rest of you hasn’t caught up yet!”