A guy was limping so his friend asked
A man was walking down the street with a noticeable limp when his friend spotted him.
“Hey, what happened to your foot?” his friend asked.
“Oh, nothing serious,” the man replied. “It’s just an old basketball injury. Sometimes it still bothers me.”
His friend looked him up and down and said, “Basketball? Aren’t you a little short to have played basketball?”
The man laughed and shook his head.
“Oh, I never actually played basketball.”
His friend looked confused. “Then how did you get a basketball injury?”
The man sighed and said: “I lost a lot of money betting on the NBA Finals, got frustrated, and kicked my television!