A man arrived home late one evening
A man arrived home late one evening, and his wife was waiting for him with her arms crossed.
“Where on earth have you been?” she asked.
“I went out and got a tattoo,” he replied proudly.
“A tattoo?” she exclaimed. “What kind of tattoo did you get?”
He grinned and explained, “I had a hundred-dollar bill tattooed on my manhood!”
His wife stared at him in disbelief. “What were you thinking? Why would you get a hundred-dollar bill tattooed there?”
The husband calmly counted off his reasons on his fingers.
“First, I like watching my money grow. Second, every now and then, I enjoy playing with my money.”
His wife rolled her eyes, waiting for him to finish.
“And finally,” he said with a mischievous smile, “instead of going out shopping, you can stay home and blow a hundred bucks!”
His wife looked at him for a long moment, shook her head, and walked away.