The doctor and his wife were playing golf

A doctor and his wife, Marie, were enjoying a day at the golf club when she hit an incredible 300-yard drive straight down the fairway.

The doctor stared in amazement. “Wow! I’ve never seen you play this well before!”

Marie smiled proudly. “I took lessons.”

A few days later, they played mixed doubles tennis.

Marie delivered powerful serves and barely missed a point.

Her husband shook his head in disbelief. “Wow! I’ve never seen you play so brilliantly!”

“I took lessons,” she replied again.

That weekend, Marie served a perfect Beef Wellington dinner at home.

The doctor took one bite and exclaimed, “This is fantastic! I’ve never seen you cook like this!”

Marie simply smiled. “I took lessons.”

After dinner, they headed upstairs for some private time together. About thirty minutes later, the doctor rolled over, looking completely stunned.

“Wow!” he exclaimed. “That was incredible, amazing, and absolutely unforgettable!”

Marie smiled sweetly, waiting for his next compliment.

Instead, he looked at her seriously and announced:

“I want a divorce!”

Marie blinked in shock. “A divorce? Why on earth?”

He sighed and said, “Because, darling, if you’ve been taking lessons for everything else, I’m terrified to find out what you’ll learn next!”