One night a man dreamed that he had died

One night, a man dreamed that he had died and gone to heaven.

While sitting on a bench, he struck up a conversation with another man. Suddenly, a beautiful red-haired woman walked past.

“Wow! I’d love to spend some time with her,” he said.

His new friend smiled. “This is heaven! Just take her behind that white cloud.”

The man followed the advice and returned delighted.

Soon, another attractive woman appeared, and his friend gave him the same suggestion. Before long, he was having the time of his life.

Later, nature called, and he needed to use the bathroom.

“Just go behind the white cloud,” his friend advised.

Afterward, the man asked, “What should I use to clean up?”

“Use a little of the white cloud!” his friend called back.

The next morning, the man woke up and went downstairs to find his wife preparing breakfast.

“You won’t believe the crazy dream I had last night!” he exclaimed.

His wife turned around and glared at him.

“Oh, I believe it! You made love to me three times, used the pillow as a toilet, and wiped yourself with the bed sheets!”