A woman went into a bar and saw a cowboy
One evening, a woman walked into a bar in Waco and noticed a cowboy relaxing with his enormous feet propped up on a table.
She had never seen feet quite so big and couldn’t resist asking him a question.
“Is it true what they say about men with big feet?” she asked with a curious smile.
The cowboy grinned and replied in his country accent, “Sure is, ma’am! Why don’t you come out to the bunkhouse tonight, and I’ll prove it to you?”
Curiosity got the better of her, and she decided to spend the night with him.
The following morning, she handed the cowboy a crisp $100 bill.
He blushed, looking both surprised and embarrassed.
“Well, thank ya kindly, ma’am! Ah’m mighty flattered. Nobody’s ever paid me for my services before!”
The woman smiled sweetly and said, “Don’t be flattered, cowboy. Take that money and buy yourself a pair of boots that actually fit!”