A woman was spotted heading into the woods

Sally, a blonde woman, was spotted heading into the woods carrying a small package and a large birdcage.

Her friend Liz thought it was an unusual sight, but Sally didn’t explain where she was going or what she planned to do. Several days passed before Sally finally returned home.

When Liz saw her again, she immediately noticed that Sally looked unusually disappointed.

Liz: “I heard you went into the woods for a couple of days. I’m glad you made it back safely, but why do you look so sad?”

Sally: “Because I just can’t seem to find myself a man!”

Liz: “Well, you certainly didn’t expect to find one hiding in the middle of the woods, did you?”

Sally: “Don’t be silly! I know that. I went there because I needed something that I thought would help me attract a man, but unfortunately, my plan didn’t work.”

Liz: “Now you’ve really confused me. What on earth were you looking for?”

Sally: “I went into the woods to catch a couple of owls. I brought some dead mice to use as bait and a birdcage to keep them in.”

Liz stared at her in disbelief, trying to understand how catching owls could possibly help Sally with her romantic troubles.

Liz: “All right, but how is catching a couple of owls supposed to help you find a boyfriend?”

Sally sighed, shook her head, and explained her reasoning with complete confidence.

Sally: “Well, I heard that the best way to get a man is to have a good pair of hooters!”