A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the…
An old man goes to his doctor, complaining about a pain in his leg that doesn’t heal and wants a diagnosis and explanation. The doctor checks out his leg, but…
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, “Do you still get horny?” The other replies, “Oh sure…
An older lady was doing some house hold chores on a beautiful Sunday morning, when she suddenly heard the doorbell ring. She opened the door to see a well dressed…
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he pick up a CD player to place in his sack, a…
The teacher noticed that Johnny had been day dreaming for a long time. She decided to get his attention. “Johnny,” she said, “If the world is 25,000 miles around and…
