A guy in a bar stands up and says
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are bastard.”
Another guy stands up and says “Hey…I resent that…”
The first guy says, “Why? Are you a lawyer?”
The second guy says, “No. I’m an bastard.”
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