A guy rings his boss
A guy rings his boss, “I can’t come to work today.”
The boss asks, “Why?”
The Guy says, “It’s my eyes.”
“What’s wrong with your eyes”, the boss asks?
“I just can’t see myself coming to work, so I’m going fishing instead…”
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