A old couple were talking

An old couple were talking.
The wife asked her husband, “How many women have you slept with?”
“Only you, Darling,” the man replied proudly.
“With all the others I was awake.”
An elderly couple, vacationing at a cabin by the lake, were sitting on the porch and reminiscing about their younger years. “This is the lake where I learned how to…
A husband and wife were grocery shopping when the husband picked up a case of Budweiser and placed it in the cart. “What do you think you’re doing?” asked the…
A very loving couple had been married for over 10 years without any child and it was becoming their 11th year. Steve and Sarah stayed with each other and greatly…
Dad: Who do you like more, Mum or Dad? Little Johnny: BOTH Dad: Ok if i go to America and your mum goes to Paris, where will you go. Little…
An old man ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. He then unwrapped the burger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front…
One day, little Johnny approached his father with an important birthday request. “Dad, could you buy me a bicycle that costs $200 for my birthday?” His father sighed and replied,…