The For the past 20 years my wife has been complaining

The For the past 20 years my wife has been complaining about me not putting the cap back on the toothpaste.

Last anniversary, I decided to change this bad habit and make my wife happy.

For a week, I was diligent, always capping the toothpaste.

I was expecting my wife to thank me, but she never did it.

Finally last night, she turned and looked at me and said,

“Why have you stopped brushing your teeth?”

Marriage is a difficult relationship I tell you.