Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar.
One complained to the other, “Boy, business taste it. If I don’t sell more cars this month, I’m going to lose my bang bum!”
Too late he noticed a beautiful blonde, sitting two stools away.
Immediately, he offered apologies for his use of bad language.
“That’s okay,” the blonde replied, “I have a very similar problem… If I don’t sell more bum this month, I’m going to lose my bang car!”
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