Two elderly ladies were relaxing together
Two elderly ladies were relaxing together on the front porch one sunny afternoon, enjoying the quiet day and chatting about life.
After a while, one woman turned to her friend and asked, “Tell me something, do you still get those romantic feelings now and then?”
Her friend smiled and replied, “Oh, absolutely! That hasn’t changed.”
The first lady looked surprised and asked, “Really? So what do you do when you feel that way?”
Without missing a beat, the second woman answered, “I go make love to a Lifesaver!”
Her friend stared at her, trying to understand what she meant.
She sat quietly for a few moments before another question popped into her mind.
Finally, she leaned over and asked, “Well, who drives you to the beach?”