A woman went shopping at her local supermarket

A woman went shopping at her local supermarket, walking from one aisle to the next.

Before entering each aisle, she performed the same unusual routine: she touched her head, her ears, her chest, and then her private area.

After watching her repeat this several times, a curious man finally approached her.

“Excuse me, ma’am,” he asked politely.

“Is everything all right? I couldn’t help noticing that you keep touching yourself before entering each aisle.”

The woman smiled and replied, “Oh, there’s nothing wrong! I’m just trying to remember everything on my grocery list.”

The man looked completely puzzled. “Really? How does that help you remember what you need to buy?”

To demonstrate, the woman repeated her little routine.

She touched her head and explained, “A head of lettuce.”

Then she touched her ears. “Two ears of corn.”

Next, she touched her chest and said, “Two chicken breasts.”

Finally, she touched her private area, smiled proudly, and announced, “Fantastic!”