A guy call in to his Boss
A guy call in to his Boss.
Worker: I can’t come to work today.
I’m sick Boss: Oh yea! What’s wrong with you now?
Worker: I have anal glaucoma.
Boss: What the hell is that?
Worker: I just can’t see my bum working today.
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