An 83-year-old woman had just finished her annual medical checkup when her doctor smiled and said, “You’re in remarkably good shape for your age! Tell me, do you and your…
A young lady is buying a box of tampons in the store. They are missing the UPC and won’t ring up. The cashier asks his co-worker to go and check…
An elderly man travelling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested…
A farmer walks into a lawyer’s office and says: “I’d like to get one of them-that day-vorce-ees” “Yes sir, I believe I can help you” replied the lawyer. “Do you…
A man is talking to his friend and he says: “I’m about to go on vacation, and I don’t know what to do.” His buddy asks: “Why?” And the man…
Three mischievous old grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old man walked by. One of the old ladies called out, saying, “We bet we…
