A maid asks the lady of the house
A maid asks the lady of the house for a raise. “Why on Earth do you think you deserve that?” the lady asks. Because your husband says I cook better…
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A old man marries a young woman
An old man marries a young woman and they are deeply in love. However, no matter what the husband does loving, the woman never achieves orgasm so they decide to…
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A elderly gentleman went to drug store
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for tablet. The pharmacist said “That’s no problem. How many do you want?” The man answered” Just…
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A guy is reading his paper
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, “What was…
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Santa and his two friends are talking at a bar
Santa and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says, ‘I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came…
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Wife sent text to husband
Wife sent text to husband. “Hi I will get late, please cook dinner, then wash all dirty dishes and make sure you prepare our bed and put kids to sleep…
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The 6th grade school teacher asked
The 6th grade school teacher asked, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says: “I wanna become a billionaire , going to the most expensive…
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A baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephant’s tail,…
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A father and son went hunting together
A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said “Stay here and be very quiet. I’ll be across the field.” A little while later the…
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The woman began to question her husband
A man and a woman had been married some time when the woman began to question her husband. “I know you’ve been with a lot of woman before. How many…
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A man was seen fleeing down the hall
A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. “What’s the matter?” he was asked. He said, “I heard the nurse say, ‘It’s a…
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A office exec was interviewing
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality. “If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive…
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A woman phoned her dentist
A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. “I’m shocked!” she complained. “This is three times what you normally charge.” “Yes, I know,” said the dentist. “But…
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Two kids are arguing over
Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat. The first kid says, “My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides underneath the bed.” The…
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A enormously wealthy old man falls in love
An enormously wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating proposing. “Do you think she’d marry me if I tell her I’m…
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A young blonde visiting her new doctor
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination….
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A blonde neighbor goes over to her house
One day, a blonde’s neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor…
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A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman
A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name. She said, “I’m Mrs. Chadivaler Zuminskagia Ragretumunga from the Republic of…