Joke of the day

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great lovemaking she spent the next hour just rubbing his ball Something she just loved to do. As…

A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt all over.’ ‘What do you mean?’ said the doctor. The woman touched her right knee with…

A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady’s teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was…

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex…

A married man decided to work late to be with his hot secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse. After work he invited his secretary to…

A student comes to a young professor’s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly. “I would do anything to pass this exam,” she says….

A blonde wanting to earn extra money decided to do odd jobs for her wealthy neighbors. At the first house, the owner said, “Well, you can paint my porch. How…

Johnny wanted to have lovemaking with a girl in his office, But she belonged to someone else. One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and…

A guy offers to buy a drink for an attractive young woman seated at a bar. She gives him the green light, so he goes to the end of the…

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever I go home after…

A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she’d do. The blonde did so and…

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several months. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not…

A young girl was a call girl and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her Grandma. One day, the police raided a night house and arrested a group…

A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop: “Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway why are you going so slow?” Sister: “Sir, I saw a lot of signs…

An elderly gentleman was on his deathbed as his wife and three children and nurse stood close by. Then he spoke: “Bill, you take the Beverly Hills houses. “Mary, you…

A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?” “No,” he replied, “I’ve never done…

A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging. Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient:…

A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously imbibing shots of whiskey. One of his friends happens to come into the bar and sees him. “Lou,”…