Two guys were sitting outside a medical clinic
Two guys were sitting outside a medical clinic. One of them was crying, tears were pouring down his face. The other guy asked, “Why are you crying?” The first one…
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A aged woman sought help from her doctor
A middle aged woman sought help from her doctor. “All my husband does is complain that I never want to have lovemaking with him,” she said. “And he’s right too….
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A lady is having a bad day
A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in ‘Vegas. She’s down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, “What rotten luck! What in the world should…
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A man was telling his neighbor
A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.” “Really,” answered the…
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Jake and his buddy Fred visit a brothel
Jake and his buddy Fred visit a brothel. Jake goes into the room with the call girl first while Fred waits outside. When he’s done, Jake closes the door behind…
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A woman was terribly overweight
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure…
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A office exec was interviewing a blonde
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality. “If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive…
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Two blondes were working on a house
Two blondes were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over his…
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Three men were discussing at a bar
Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, “my wife was reading a “tale of two cities” and she gave birth to twins” “That’s funny”,…
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Tom was getting a check up
At the doctor’s office, Tom was getting a check up. “I have good news and bad news,” says the doctor. “The good news is you have 24 hours left to…
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A man offers a girl in his office
A man offers a girl in his office $1,000 to sleep with him. “I’ll put the money on the floor, you bend down, and I’ll be done by the time…
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Two women were playing golf
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next h*le. The ball hit one…
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A woman sat down on a park bench
A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After awhile a beggar came up to her…
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A blonde goes to the post office
A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, “May I have 50 Christmas stamps?” The clerk says, “What denomination?”…
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A blonde went to the hospital
A blonde went to the hospital because her body hurt. She told the doctor that where ever she touched herself it would hurt. The doctor told her to demonstrate. She…
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A college teacher reminds her class
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. ‘Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or…
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A blonde visiting her new doctor
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination….
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A man went into a local tavern
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron. He turned to her and said, “This is a special day,…