A woman goes into a dentist office
A woman goes into a dentist’s office, and after her examination, the dentist says, I’m sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill that tooth….
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The girl approaches the boy
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, “Hey Stevie, wanna play house?” He says, “Sure! What do…
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A man meets a woman at a bar and asks
A man meets a woman at a bar and asks her, “Would you have lovemaking with me for 10 million dollars?” Without skipping a beat she screams. “Yes!” The man…
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Two old women were sitting on a bench
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned to the other…
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A female secretary was helping her new boss
A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with. Wanting…
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Two men are sitting drinking at a bar
Two men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building when the first man turns to the other and says, “You know, last week…
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Two lawyers were walking along
Two lawyers were walking along, negotiating a case. “Look,” said one to the other, “let’s be honest with each other.” “Okay, you first,” replied the other. That was the end…
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A little boy was afraid of the dark
A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy turned…
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A woman goes to a psychiatrist
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got to do something about my husband he thinks he’s a refrigerator!” “I wouldn’t worry too much about it,” the…
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A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop
A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro asks her what she wants. “I can’t find any green golf balls,” the blonde golfer…
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A cowboy runs into a bar and says
A cowboy runs into a bar and says to the bartender, “Give me twenty shots of your best scotch, and make it quick!” The bartender pours out the shots, and…
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A new soldier was on sentry duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear no car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A…
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John woke up after the annual office
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the…
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A little old lady goes into the store
A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping. She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper. “Pardon me, sir,” she says to the store…
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A man and a woman were asleep
A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o’clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, groggy and bewildered, jumped…
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A married man and his secretary
A married man and his secretary were having a torrid affair. One afternoon they couldn’t contain their passion, so they rushed over to her place where they spent the afternoon…
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A blonde goes out for a walk
A blonde goes out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. “Yoohoo” she shouts, “how can I get to the other…
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A blonde was hard up for money
A blonde was hard up for money, so she walked around her neighborhood, trying to find a job. She met a nice man who said he would give her work….