A old man goes to the Wizard
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a “Curse” he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says “maybe,…
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Bubba and Earl were in the local bar
Bubba and Earl were in the local bar enjoying a beer when the decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a dollar…
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A woman was out golfing one day
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a…
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Two men were shipwrecked near an island
Two men were shipwrecked near an island. When they landed ashore, one of them began screaming and yelling, “We’re going to die! We’re going to die! There’s no food! No…
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A man goes into the hospital
A man goes into the hospital for some tests. The medical staff knocks him out, and when he comes around there is a doctor peering over him, pulling up his…
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A teacher fell asleep in class
A teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty boy walked up to him, Little boy: “teacher are you sleeping in class?” Teacher: “No I am not sleeping in…
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A blonde came home from school
One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, “Hey, Mommy! Mommy! Today in school we learned to count. The other kids could only…
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Three old men Bert, Arnie and Harry
Three old men Bert, Arnie and Harry were sitting on a park bench debating what the meanest animal in the world was. Bert said: “The meanest animal in the world…
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A new teacher was getting to know
A new teacher was getting to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father did for a living. The first little girl said: “My name is…
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A kid walks into a class
A kid walks into a class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks the teacher asks, “Where have you been?” The boy says, “On top of blueberry hill.” Then another…
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A boy goes to the drug store
A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the rubber pack display. Boy: “Dad, why do they do packs of one rubber pack?” Dad: “Those are…
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A man strolls into a pharmacy
A man strolls into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rubber pack. She asks, “What size please?” “Good question,” he replies, “I’m not sure,” “Tell ya what. Right…
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The alcoholic came to the yoga school
The alcoholic came to the yoga school. Hi, I am an alcoholic. I’ve read in the magazine that yoga helps alcoholics to change their lives. I think I am ready….
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Grandchildren asked their grandfather
Grandchildren asked their grandfather: Grandpa, did you have any childhood dreams? And have they come true? Yes, I had two childhood dreams but only one came true. My first dream…
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Mrs. Jennings began each vocabulary lesson
Mrs. Jennings began each vocabulary lesson by asking the students to use a word in a sentence. “Okay, class,” she announced, “who can use the word ‘fascinate’ properly in a…
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A man was driving down the highway
A man was driving down the highway when another car starts to tailgate him. To make some room between them, the man in front speeds up and pulls ahead. As…
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She asks a man standing by
Being new in town, Sophia was trying to find the library. She asks a man standing by, “Hi. Excuse me. Do you know where the library’s at?” The man looked…
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A man and his wife were driving
A man and his wife were driving down the road and talking. The wife asked her husband, “Honey if I were to die, would you get remarried?” The husband thought…