Joke of the day

A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking woman. After a few drinks he musters the courage to talk to her. After a few…

This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with make love. “Doc, I think my weapon is just too damn small,” he says. The doctor asks…

A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, “What’ll it be buddy?” The man says, “Set me up with…

Three women were sitting around talking about their make love lives. The first said, “I think my husband’s like a championship golfer. He’s spent the last ten years perfecting his…

A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time, her father’s undressed. Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn’t have. She asks,…

A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding. Officer: May i see your licence? Lady: what does it look like?…

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood,…

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. Right away he tells her to…

A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor gets around to asking her how often she…

Two lawyers are having a drink after work. “The most amazing thing happened to me last night,” said the first one. “I was working, and suddenly the devil was standing…

A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that came out of the gas tank…

A guy walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch. The bartender poured him the drink and the guy drank it down in one gulp. “Wow,” said the bartender….

A man came home just in time to find his lover in bed with another man. In a total rage, he dragged his lover down the stairs to the garage…

A guy rings his boss, “I can’t come to work today.” The boss asks, “Why?” The Guy says, “It’s my eyes.” “What’s wrong with your eyes”, the boss asks? “I…

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first…

A man and his wife went to bed one night and the man was getting very frisky and asked his wife if she was in the mood. His wife answered,…

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for make love….

Two women friends had gone out for a girls night out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed…