A woman went to the bar
A woman went to the bar with a black eye. “How’d ya get that?” asked the bartender. “From my husband,” she replied. “But I thought he was out of town?”…
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A business man from New York
A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a 200 acre spread in Montana. One day while out riding his horse, he came across another…
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A man had been drinking at the bar
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold,…
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A young boy asked his mother
A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?” “Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?” replied by his…
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A woman goes to the doctor
A woman goes to the doctor with a black eye, and really looking rough. The doc says, “What happened?” The woman replies, “Every time my husband goes out and gets…
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A wife arriving home from a shopping
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as the wife was about to storm out…
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Two guys are out hunting deer
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy asks, “Did you see that?” “No,” the second guy says. “Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead,” the first guy says….
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Three guys are discussing women
Three guys are discussing women. “I like to watch a woman’s melons best,” the first guy says. The second says, “I like to look at a woman’s bum.” He asks…
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A co-worker told John
A co-worker told John that John’s wife was being unfaithful everyday at 1:30 in the afternoon with John’s best friend. Worried and hurt, John ran home at 1:30 to see…
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A old man who loves to fish
An old man who loves to fish, was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, “Pick me up.” He looked around and couldn’t see…
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Mrs Potts went to the doctor
Mrs Potts went to the doctor for her annual check up. He told her she needed more activity and recommended make love three times a week. She said to the…
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A woman goes to a doctor
A woman goes to a doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a problem. You see, I was born with lady parts. What can you do for me?” The doctor gets…
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A man and a woman were discussing
A man and a woman were discussing the worst pain a person could possibly experience. “Without doubt, there is nothing more painful in life than childbirth,” said the woman. “Nonsense,”…
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Teacher asks Sarah
The first grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess. Teacher asks Sarah, “What did you do at recess?” Sarah says, “I played in the sand box.” Teacher says, “That’s…
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A woman is in a coma
A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them is washing her “private area” and notices that there is a…
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The boss joined a group of his workers
The boss joined a group of his workers at the coffee urn and told a series of jokes he’d heard recently. Everybody laughed loudly. Everybody, that is, except Mike. When…
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A boy looking through the family album
A young boy was looking through the family album and asked his mother, “Who’s this guy on the beach with you, with all the muscles and curly hair?” “That’s your…
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A circle with their teacher
A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions. “Davy, what noise does a cow make?”…