This guy went into a night club
This guy went into a night club and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself at the bar, he asked her to dance. She agreed and they took to the…
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A tourist walked into a pet shop
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and went over to a cage at…
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The teacher told the class
The teacher told the class that each student could tell the class one thing they got for Christmas. So, the teacher calls on a girl to come up to the…
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A blonde and a brunette were discussing
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends. Brunette: “Last night I had three peak in a row!” Blonde: “That’s nothing; last night I had over a hundred.” Brunette:…
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A man boards a flight
A man boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices that she is reading a…
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A man is dating three women
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and waits…
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The nurse was walking
The nurse was walking down the hospital corridor when her supervisor spotted her. The supervisor couldn’t believe it: The nurse’s hair was unkempt, her dress wrinkled, and to top off…
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A man was seen fleeing down
A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. “What’s the matter?” he was asked. He said, “I heard the nurse say, ‘It’s a…
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Mike walks into the bar
Mike walks into the bar and sees Pat sitting at the end of the bar with a big smile on his face. Mike says, “Pat what are you so happy…
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A hot lady meet a man in pub
A hot lady meet a handsome young man in a pub, after some drinks and a little tipsy the hot lady said to the young man, “My mouth is like…
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Would you mind telling me
“Would you mind telling me, Doctor.” Bob asked, “how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?” “Nothing is easier,” he replied. “You ask him a simple…
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She goes to the door and opens
A woman is alone at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He…
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He goes to a witch in the woods
There is this guy who has a 25 inch tool. He goes to a witch in the woods and asks her if she can make his tool smaller because he…
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Two women were comparing
Two women were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business. “I started a new practice last year,” the first one said. “I insist that each of my…
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Three drunks get into a taxi
Three drunks get into a taxi and tell the driver where to go. The driver has an idea of the address so he starts the engine, waits a few seconds…
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A couple of tourists were dining
A couple of tourists were dining at a fine restaurant in Paris. After waiting for an hour, the husband finally was able to catch the waiter’s eye. “I want a…
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A guy walks into a shoe store
A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of size 8 tie shoes. The salesman says, “But, sir, I can see from up here you’re at…
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A man scolded his son
A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and his piggy bank and…